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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:19

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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