What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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